I can’t believe that dimwit Gomer Pyle Sessions is our Attorney General. Jesus fuck, people the world over are laughing at us when they hear him speak.

Yes, the Amazon reviews seem to confirm your statement about the women who are mesmerized by her. It’s disappointing.

I unfollow every single person on IG who starts to peddle their shit (an alarming amount of them don’t even use the appropriate hashtags, like #ad or #sponsored). Fuck that inauthenticity. Unfortunately, the masses seem to eat that shit up like an addiction, based on their asinine comments.

I hope you’re joking. She’s part of the Rich Kids of Instagram set and brags about how she wants to be just like daddy. She’s insufferable.

That and burying fake arrowheads, digging them up in front of friends, and selling to said friends show that they are born hucksters and grifters.

I think Anna Wintour has proven that she is a devotee of money and not substance. See her devotion to Kimye *blech*

What a menagerie of swamp things.

A gentle reminder, dear readers, to call your legislators and remind them that this cannot be tolerated. Especially now, we have to keep the pressure on them and know that there will be consequences if they don’t act.

Our only real hope lies with the grand juries.

Fuck those people and fuck them hard. Because their precious fucking protest vote was more important than this shit show. Fuck every last one of them. Wah, wah, something about the integrity of democracy - well, what in the ever-loving hell do you call this right now??

I had a nightmare last night that the rightwing militia had started executing progressives en masse. I escaped, but did not have my passport and we were deep in Texas, so nowhere to go. It was a terrifying, horrific dream.

Ah yes, the stand-up guy who said that people who expect a return on their taxes are just living on the dole. Says the man who’s been living on the dole for how many years now?

Are you saying the people on Fox News are reporters? Genuinely incredulous ;)

Isn’t that a great thing? I moved from Austin to Michigan, and now all I see in these tall, beautiful trees is plastic. It’s downright shameful.

My mother died because she did not have access to healthcare.

Not true. They need public cooperation and involvement to fight crime. They are basically paralyzed if you have half the population unwilling to talk or participate, living in the shadows. Sanctuary cities give illegals a sense of security to participate in the American system without fear of deportation.

Same with the ban of plastic bag bans - Austin banned plastic bags, so you know the Lege had to jump right in and do something about that. As is the case in many states, the Party of Small Government can’t stand it when a place chooses to govern opposite of how they’d govern. In my new home state of Michigan, I…

There are so many Texas lawmakers who could take the douche cake, but Greg Abbott ranks up there. He’s the governor of a huge state and in a wheelchair. You’d think maybe it would endow him with a modicum of empathy, but fuck no. It’s a shame he refuses to use his position to do more for disabled Texans, instead of…

Looks like we have two women with bad tattoo management in today’s Dirt Bag (Miley & Cara).

Togetherish because their drama = ratings on their shitty show