Wish they would impose this rule at the Catholic Elementary school in my neighbourhood. I don’t think a single kid in that school walks to or from school.

“This is a crime story out of Texas, but it’s so insane it’s downright Floridian in nature.”

But the 456 is a Ferrari driven by connoisseurs. These are people that aren't going to be drag racing you at a street light or cruising in South Beach looking for tail. No sir, they'll just be going about their normal lives. So this owner isn't the best parker. So what? He's displaying his lovely, rare, V12 Ferrari in…

Every time I read a Jaden tweet, this pops into my mind.

I really don't think he's all that controversial....just happens to be a lot of sensitive Nancies about.

Fill Kessol

I appreciate the "Guten Tag" opening, but we need more stereotypical Bad German jokes. More examples of using "ze" instead of "the," "mein gott" as an exclamation, more umlauts, and horrible (i.e. German) humor. Also jokes about how Greece is horrible.

Hey, sitters are expensive. So is sex ed. Take your kid to an orgy.

OH FUCK - OH FUCK - OH FUCK!!!

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

Here's to hoping Sunday's finish is between these two and looks like this...

Is it just me or is Kim Jong-un looking chunkier than ever?

The cow is perfectly fine. He was checked out on the sidelines and was back in the next series.

Why is it a disaster, because it is not at a track, put it in front of Daytona, or even at Charlotte Motor Speedway, and it will draw more people.

Don't cry Gary. Falling in love with impractical, expensive, and unique engineering is all a part of the wonderful experience we call Jalopnik.com.