USC’s image is so tarnished by this scandal that you’ll need to put a Trojan on your jimmy whenever you enter that place.

Perhaps the pulsating sound of a “Doc Johnson” Ferrari would get women or couples interested in watching Euro based F1 races early in the morning.

The troll is too articulate to be the real deal. I’ve watched real girl on youtube - the usual, pretty but shallow as a toddler wading pool.

This could have been a lot worse.  It was fortunate that the bus was not in service.  Downright scary!

Not sure the Steelers players share your sentiment about Bell - re trashing his locker. But I’m sure we’re all in agreement with your last sentence. Furthermore, as much as I hate the Bengal’s Burfict, I now hope that VB harbors the same bone-on for AB regardless of his uniform. If so, I’ll be waiting with popcorn for…

Not a Yinzer (although my college room-mate was).  Not even American.

Hate to burst your bubble, but recalls are made at the Manufacturer level. Dealers have no say in recalls, so cussing out the messenger is not really kosher. That’s what 1-800 numbers to your Manufacturer is for.

Even more thrilled with Tomlin at the helm (rolls eyes).  Time to blow the whole thing up and wait a decade...at least.

For Steelers fans like myself, the mere thought of your comment makes us go full Krieger:

A star for your fourth point, because not only am I a sucker for a good Lebowski quote when applicable, but I intuitively read it with a German accent the first time around.

She might as well change her last name to Kardashian.  Right out of the same playbook.

“The Beast!”

Remember once I was on a Redeye flying out of Phoenix, it was about 2/3rds empty. Saw a mother changing her baby’s shit filled diaper on an empty row of seats. Sorry, not a fan of babies or their mothers on any flights.  Being on an airplane basically sucks, and it can only get worse, never better.

The Jackson estate?

If you’re missing a foreskin, can you be “Jewish-like”? Asking for a friend.

Good! Hope he remains a Steeler while watching NFL games and tweeting from his couch.

After over thirty years of watching The Breakfast Club, I just recently observed that Anthony Michael Hall was wearing his green sweatshirt inside out. I’ll blame it on my Molly Ringwald infatuation.

Man, they’re old hat.  Everyone around the office is wearing these.

Spring Hill in Tennessee was idled for two years and then brought back to life (with a little help from the State of Tennessee) and has been thriving now for over eight years. Anything can happen when the right new products are brought to market.