As much as I despise Tesla’s, only ‘bro-trucks (and their douche-bag owners) rank lower on my sh*t list.

Coughlin can sign Bell in the off-season and replace one problem with another.

A family member owns one of these. He never offered to let me drive it, but I did get some seat time as a passenger. I guess it’s better to be behind the wheel of a 4C because I couldn’t wait to get out of it.

It’s left me with three degenerative discs in my neck as result of being rear-ended (in early 2001) when I used to race a kart. I now sense a searing pain down my entire left arm when I stress it and have constant numbness in the tip of my left index finger. So I guess the answer would be, not really for the better.

New Transformer?

An over-rated auto exec who goes by the handle Bob Lutz.

Well played.

Stripe down the C-Pillar? Think it’s been done before, over forty years ago...

FIFY.

In my alternate universe, John Wick is real and Eric and Jr. just killed his dog and stole his Mach 1.

Bro-Truck Owner -> small dick.

“I mean, that’s like lookin’ up Yasmine Bleeth’s skirt!” (Ricky Bobby).

They look like 60's Bond villains.

Or the Dow having the worst week since 2008?  

That’s some real “Dukes of Hazzard” sh*t with a slight touch of “Man With The Golden Gun”.

GTO from “Home For The Holidays”.

I want to kick this guy in the stones.

Umbrella in the door also does double duty as a side intrusion safety beam. !@#$%^& brilliant.

Lebowski quotes FTW.