The only reason Joe Dirt was a Mopar fan is because David Spade is a Mopar fan. Realistically, this Cobra is the “Joe Dirt Edition”. For all those who voted Crack-Pipe, Joe says...

The car (wheels) won’t be cool till some rapper mentions it in a song.

Five plants in total were announced today for having no product in the very near future, only my fellow Canadians were reported to waled off the job. Stay classy UNIFOR.

Conversely, the PM here in Canada will be held directly accountable for this decision because cons love a good liberal scapegoat. However, we all know that this was strictly a corporate decision...in order to correct poor corporate planning and decisions that happened long ago.

This one was pretty iconic as well. Had it in an AFX slot car.

As Indy Car fan (back in the 90's heyday), I always like the Player’s cars.

That was a @#$% 70 yard pass by a high schooler.  What an arm!

And in a few years..

For those of us old enough to know, Nina’s a legend.

Call it the Trump-Toilet.  For guys who are big dicks.

When searing stakes, I generally use tongs because thongs are flimsy and I rarely have a clean pair within arm’s reach.

If I can forgive 43 The King for being a staunch (R), I guess I can forgive d-bag Waltrip. But I never saw 43 The King stump on TV for a candidate.

“Mmmm-hummm...this is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever had a Big Kahuna burger?”

Trumpy Troll (sans mushroom) trumps Trumpy Bear any day!

Is that a Big Kahuna burger?

Yup..dried sugar washed down with liquid sugar.  

I would have cared, but since Roadkill sold out a while ago and went commercial by charging to watch their episodes, I no longer have interest in the trials and tribulations of F&F.

@#$%ing Passport.

Come the future, I hope other teams take a pass on this selfish prick when he eventually becomes a free agent. Steel-town is fine w/o him.

I don’t know why.  It’s suggested that it be taken off after sunset on November 11, but I see twats wearing all through December and into the New Year.