Careless operation of a motor vehicle is the most serious traffic violation in Ontario after stunting. May be classified as “wreckless” in the U.S.. It carries a 6 point demerit charge if convicted (a total of 15 points in Ontario and your license is suspended). The next most serious offences are leaving the scene of…

This “wonderful” stunting law has been in place for well over a decade in Ontario and was the brain child of one Julian Fantino. Fantino was Toronto’s top cop for a while and then moved over the head the Provincial Police of Ontario, the most prized and arrogant police force in the Canada. Once he got to the top post,…

And we all know that any job she’s given, she would suck at.

Fortunately (or unfortunately - depends on your perspective), today’s cop cars are very fast and stop as well as they go. As much as I love the A-38 Police package with a 440, I’ve only ever seen one. and that was as a kid driving through Tennessee back in the early 80'. Today’s Charger Police package is a much better…

An expensive kart for wealthy grown-ups.  Get’s a thumbs up from me and my empty pockets.

And this is why I still pine for the classic stuff shot in the late 70's & early 80's around San Francisco. Give me a good ole Kay Parker movie over this crap any day. The rough stuff with hitting, choking, spitting and vomit is repulsive. The days of bound-chikka-wah-wah are long gone.

If I could afford it, I’d be a great tipper like J.S.

My recollection of “1980's awesome” was a bit more upscale.

Agreed. This was a choice of resign or be fired...you get to pick.

In the good ‘ole days, this would have ended up as a Yarborough/Allison donnybrook at the side of the track, with a brother joining the fray. Today, it’s a pussy thumbs up after the checkered flag.

That “sploosh” sound we collectively all heard was when Mitch jizzed in his pants (reference below) upon hearing of Justice Kennedy’s retirement announcement. The super scary thing here is you know that Mitch is going to make a deal with the Orange Devil; Mitch will get the second conservative SCOTUS Judge he wants…

Well played..(followed by a slow hand clap).

Yeah I could get on board with that. Most of the Dodge boys ‘round my way like their super loud exhausts to go with their HP. Worse than Harley riders. And that includes the RAM boys as well.

More HP....meh. That’s like wanting your wife/gf to have bigger breasts. Like guys who drive decal’d up muscle cars would crave that.  If it’s more than a handful of HP, then it’s a waste....wait that doesn’t make any sense.

So was Mel Gibson, in his post Road Warrior era.

This guy can talk him down.

NO! This (mid-90's Bonneville SSEi) was the ultimate in luxury! Seats inspired by the Michelin Man, or the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man, with a gazillion setting buttons was pure heaven once you found your ultimate driving position.

“Welcome First Lady”.

Lately, “Patriot” is the one that stands out.  Just listen to XM Radio, channel 125, if you have the stomach for it.

All non-MAGA’ts, come visit us in Canada. We’ll be more than happy to have you. You and your 35% more dollars will be quite welcome. And soon, pot will be Legal here! The craft beer is not bad either. We’ll drown our sorrows together.