I’m thinking the by-product of a drunken one night stand between an MG and a DB4, born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Porsche Panamera Twin-Turbo Super Turismo AWD Estate.

Poutine? It’s coming out our ears - we got plenty. Got XM & Sirius too, but no dedicated Rush channel yet. Fix that...and put out ya ‘and. You just leased out a Country! 

We can live with your craft beers, I’ve had a few that are pretty darn good. However, we would need to be able to import our chocolate bars (you guys call them candy bars) without any tariffs and lastly, we demand a dedicated RUSH XM channel.

As a kid, I learned that slot cars don’t work so well when the guide pin breaks.

I like the Rock, but he’s not the franchise here, Diesel is. F&F Tokyo Drift is proof of that (although it did give us the Han character who I was fond of). I think Statham could fill big void left by Walker’s untimely passing.

We can’t afford you right now @ $0.76 on the dollar. Is there an option to lease?

If the shoe fits.....

F#@k Tony Stewart. Hated him before this tragedy, hate even more now. He should be prison munching a pillow nightly.

Existential extra-curriculars: I’m über-rich, therefore I can.

I read this story to my wife this morning and begged the question “why doesn’t anyone’s marriage in Hollywood last that long?”. Her answer, they don’t have to or want to work at it. There’s always someone else waiting in the wings to scoop someone up or there’s someone else already.

“I wear your granddad’s clothes
I look incredible
I’m in these plaid pants and dark green coat
From that thrift shop down the road”.

A set of aluminum heads (to bump the compression and breathe better than the factor smog heads), a mechanical camshaft, a decent intake and carb, dump the factory Lean Burn System and swap to a mechanical advance MSD distributor, and top it off with a 2-1/2" true dual exhaust system and that 360 will have enough cubes…

Fixed it for you.

Counterpoint:

I’m thinking Toyota would have had a stand up triple if it was introduced as a manual transmission three door hot hatch. This more like being held to a single due to an outfielder with a cannon for an arm.

....and two-tone paint jobs!

I must concur.

Thank you. That provided some insight..