Yeah, a movie about a guy who flies around in his pajamas and punches a guy who dresses as a bat to fight crime is definitely a thoughtful, adult think piece. Certainly, not like that kid’s stuff.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

I’m all for sticking it to the man, but Koch really comes across like an Arrogant Bastard in that video.

I have not endorsed this.

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

Instead, golf now only wants to hear a drunk man scream, “Get in the hole” on a 580-yard tee shot.

Anastasia grabs a couple hot dogs from the deli bag.
“Oops,” she exclaims, “they’re all wet with hot dog water.”
Goddamn. She knows what she’s doing to me. She knows that hot dogs remind me of my dick.
“Why don’t you cut those up. I’ll grab some ketchup from the fridge,” I insinuate with my words, while grabbing the…

Christ guys can we please be better than Barstool over here?

“If you do nothing, you could be at least some percentage at fault.”

I can’t believe how much you missed the point on this story.

1) Kirkman wasn’t a red herring at all. She WAS talking about Louis CK, but she feared reprisal once people noticed what she said and she started to take heat from it. Kirkman is the Hannibel Buress of this story, except she was (understandably) afraid that…

What a pleasant surprise.  

His food suffered with the expansions. When they get famous, they start catering their menus to tourists and people with shitty palates (not insinuating that you’re like that). Cochon IS better.

I was very surprised I had to scroll this far down to finally find somebody else pointing that out. It seems like a pretty funny coincidence to me.

How was it a military man in uniform both times?? I feel like that’s an insane coincidence.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

ya

Just like St. Patrick’s Day is about pride in Irish heritage and not getting blackout on a Tuesday night. And All Hallow’s Eve is about reverent preparation for the feast of All Saints Day and not stuffing your body into 2 inches of catsuit.

Nope, if you are that concerned about a fucking sauce packet, you’re an asshole. You don’t get to be furious at a restaurant for not giving you a packet of sauce.

Considering the “fake news” coverage of this clusterfuck is made up of images, videos, and screenshots of things actually done and said by people claiming to be fans of Rick and Morty, I’d say you are a fucking idiot. I hope your dipping sauce tastes of dog urine.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound