Yeah, a movie about a guy who flies around in his pajamas and punches a guy who dresses as a bat to fight crime is definitely a thoughtful, adult think piece. Certainly, not like that kid’s stuff.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

I’m all for sticking it to the man, but Koch really comes across like an Arrogant Bastard in that video.

I have not endorsed this.

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

You feel the same way about 2 movies you haven’t seen yet?

#shartsFired

There is one test that we haven’t tried. Maybe you’d be interested: does it remove sticks from asses?

Instead, golf now only wants to hear a drunk man scream, “Get in the hole” on a 580-yard tee shot.

Anastasia grabs a couple hot dogs from the deli bag.
“Oops,” she exclaims, “they’re all wet with hot dog water.”
Goddamn. She knows what she’s doing to me. She knows that hot dogs remind me of my dick.
“Why don’t you cut those up. I’ll grab some ketchup from the fridge,” I insinuate with my words, while grabbing the…

Christ guys can we please be better than Barstool over here?

No

“If you do nothing, you could be at least some percentage at fault.”

I can’t believe how much you missed the point on this story.

1) Kirkman wasn’t a red herring at all. She WAS talking about Louis CK, but she feared reprisal once people noticed what she said and she started to take heat from it. Kirkman is the Hannibel Buress of this story, except she was (understandably) afraid that…

What a pleasant surprise.  

Wait, a for profit company needed permission to use another person’s IP?

Just out of general curiosity: Which movie, besides independent arthouse films, is not a cash grab? By definition, a movie is a product to be sold, and preferably to a lot of people. Making money is the whole point why studios produce movies. So unless a movie strives to be ART and tries exploring film as an art form…

Doubtful a lot of little girls will discover Ghostbusters through Stranger Things. The people that love this the most are bitter dudes who hate that anything lacking a penis play with their toys.

His food suffered with the expansions. When they get famous, they start catering their menus to tourists and people with shitty palates (not insinuating that you’re like that). Cochon IS better.

Serialization fixes the single worst thing about Star Trek; that nothing of significance ever happens. Every episode is wrapped up by the end and the characters come full circle.