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Totally worth it. That shit got me so amped.

HOT TAKE: Cibulkova should have thrown the next point to make up for the obviously blown call.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I don't get it. No one gets it. Start covering hockey. SCREAMER OFF DEADSPIN!!!

Despite their record, holding Phyllis Rivers to 3 points is a definite reason to fear the Chiefs. This is an elite defensive unit, especially when Hali and Houston are in the game.

Hell, I thought you used a strop to avoid that kind of burn.

The St. Louis Rams appreciate the gesture on behalf of the black police officers of St. Louis, and would like to cordially invite both of them to an upcoming home game.

Just put the beer in a paper cup, they said. No one will ever know, they said.

Scut Farkus hasn't aged a bit since Ralphie beat him down.

Unfortunately, all that Dan Snyder took away from any of this was a lingering question of whether or not NB3 can play quarterback.

I'm not racist, but is anyone surprised these Indians are giving their support and then taking it back?

Kelce also figures a guy with the Twitter handle @Millerlite40 knows all about cheap shots.

Commas save lives.

So, I honestly think the Jets are the team most likely to go after him. I also think it'd be a terrible, terrible marriage for everyone. Which means it'll probably happen.

I don't think they could handle a scathing critique of their prejudices coming from someone holding a handle of Colt 45.

I don't get it. The "fans" have been booing, whining, and even throwing jerseys on the ice during a game. Why the hell should the team salute that kind of piss-poor fanbase? What kind of stupid question is it to ask if it helps the team? That reporter is just being a douchey troll.

Who the hell is Bill Rickles?

Um. No.

PRODUCER: *enters production trailer, wiping mouth on back of his hands* Ugh, sorry, still fighting off this bug. Did I miss anything?