Your baseball cap is on backwards, isn't it, fuckface?

So, he tried to win by hiring a bunch of criminal niggers, who, in turn, didn’t win, but raped and assaulted every white woman they could find on campus. But it's ok! His completely unbiased (and really intelligent!) daughter and a guy with so much brain damage he looks like the Great Gazoo in his safety helmet say…

Good thing all the funny commenters left to make room for you and your stupid bullshit. Adam fucking Sandler? Raysism was right about you, asshole.

I love how none of you fucking assholes will even mention bat-flipping. That's ok. I'm sure you're all still right. Bat flipping is funny and cool, and could NEVER be the cause of this kind of shit.

I’m cut? You cut!

No? How about Minutemen doing Steely Dan?

Metal bands doing cover songs. Tricky! I know. Sometimes though, they get it right. Behold, Judas Priest doing Fleetwood Mac (?)! Skip to 1:30 to avoid the nonsense intro. There is so much Spinal Tap here, it hurts:

I had the under in the Red Wings game. I'm here because I like being with retards.

Perfectly reasonable.

Can we send him back in time to do that to Carl Lewis?

Jesus, you guys really don’t like hockey...

I remember when Jimmy Connors would be struggling, and the fans would start yelling “Come on, Jimmy!!” at him, and he’d just look up and yell back, “I’M TRYING!!!” Always got a good laugh. I’m old.

30 for 30 film festival?

Yeah. Spanking young men and watching it later? That's a sex offense.

+1 for “Phyllis”. Hit me right in the sweet spot.

My favorite Berra line came from that Ken Burns movie when, upon grading yet another failed test, Yogi’s frustrated teacher asked him, “Don’t you know anything?!”, to which Yogi is said to have responded, “Know anything? I don’t even suspect anything.”

Shut up, Gary.

They all should have grabbed their cocks for the whole five minutes and made him sit there in silence. You people are all fucked.

May the co-worker who pulled your name for Secret Santa buy you a Louis Armstrong album for the holidays. Your musical taste is an embarrassment to this website.

That hat makes his head look like a used condom.