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For supposedly being straight, Cruise sure has a lot of nondisclosure agreements to sign before women are allowed to date him.

Once he got started the whole thing kind of snowballed.

Once he got started the whole thing kind of snowballed.

He's an archer? I thought the title had something to do with a supernatural ability to create directional graphics.

He's an archer? I thought the title had something to do with a supernatural ability to create directional graphics.

Wouldn't everyone be happier with a title like Dawn of the Planet of the Non-Human Apes, Since Humans Are Technically Apes Also?

Wouldn't everyone be happier with a title like Dawn of the Planet of the Non-Human Apes, Since Humans Are Technically Apes Also?

That so-called "elephant" was actually a steam-powered cyborg superweapon crafted in deepest Asia by the Nefarious Dr. Fu-Manchu. Edison stopped it just in time.

That so-called "elephant" was actually a steam-powered cyborg superweapon crafted in deepest Asia by the Nefarious Dr. Fu-Manchu. Edison stopped it just in time.

They also did something a little like this back in the 90's with a show called "Legend." It was another kind-of-generic "old west superhero" kind of stories, but the guy who made all the gadgets for the hero was a Tesla-esque inventor who had been shafted by Edison. I think it got cancelled after about an episode and

They also did something a little like this back in the 90's with a show called "Legend." It was another kind-of-generic "old west superhero" kind of stories, but the guy who made all the gadgets for the hero was a Tesla-esque inventor who had been shafted by Edison. I think it got cancelled after about an episode and

They had to make some budgetary concessions this time around. The railroad scenes will be filmed using close-ups of the model train set in the director's basement and the part of John Galt will be played by an irate cat in tiny coveralls. (His lengthy radio address will be replaced with the "Meow Mix" theme song.)

They had to make some budgetary concessions this time around. The railroad scenes will be filmed using close-ups of the model train set in the director's basement and the part of John Galt will be played by an irate cat in tiny coveralls. (His lengthy radio address will be replaced with the "Meow Mix" theme song.)

They've also tried suing some critics for copyright violation since the sacred texts of Scientology (unlike the Bible, the Torah or the Koran) are not in the public domain. Not sure if they've ever succeeded in court, but that's not necessarily the point.

They've also tried suing some critics for copyright violation since the sacred texts of Scientology (unlike the Bible, the Torah or the Koran) are not in the public domain. Not sure if they've ever succeeded in court, but that's not necessarily the point.

In the same sense that Citizen Kane wasn't really about William Randolph Hearst. I mean, it's not called "Citizen Hearst," right?

In the same sense that Citizen Kane wasn't really about William Randolph Hearst. I mean, it's not called "Citizen Hearst," right?

OIL!? I thought There Will Be Blood was about milkshakes!

OIL!? I thought There Will Be Blood was about milkshakes!

He's totally getting typecast. When will someone finally give Jorge Garcia a chance to play a thin, elderly Jamaican woman?