I may not be the most accomplished person in the world, but at least I can take pride in the knowledge that Archbishop Desmond Tutu never personally criticized the way I do my job.

If it doesn't test well they could always just throw some more pirates and ninjas in.

If it doesn't test well they could always just throw some more pirates and ninjas in.

You are overlooking the fact that Mr. Cruise's deity of choice, L. Ron Hubbard, considered homosexuality a "mental illness" and "sexual perversion." If Tom Cruise is gay, he's probably too deep in that little cult of his to admit it—even to himself. (Ditto Smith and Travolta.)

You are overlooking the fact that Mr. Cruise's deity of choice, L. Ron Hubbard, considered homosexuality a "mental illness" and "sexual perversion." If Tom Cruise is gay, he's probably too deep in that little cult of his to admit it—even to himself. (Ditto Smith and Travolta.)

That's not what they do at the theme park, that's what they do for fun on their off time.

That's not what they do at the theme park, that's what they do for fun on their off time.

Well whose vagina SHOULD we use to masturbate sperm whales with, Mr. Smarty-Pants?

Well whose vagina SHOULD we use to masturbate sperm whales with, Mr. Smarty-Pants?

Ocean's Magnificent Fourteen

Ocean's Magnificent Fourteen

I can't believe Hollywood hasn't yet realized the pure cinematic awesomeness to be had if they produced Magnificent Seven vs. Seven Samurai.

I can't believe Hollywood hasn't yet realized the pure cinematic awesomeness to be had if they produced Magnificent Seven vs. Seven Samurai.

I smell DEXTER CROSSOVER EPISODE!!!

I smell DEXTER CROSSOVER EPISODE!!!

"Hah! THAT will momentarily confuse and annoy you!"

"Hah! THAT will momentarily confuse and annoy you!"

ED-209 will be played by Brother Mouzone.

ED-209 will be played by Brother Mouzone.

At least those lucky bastards never had to see Ben Affleck in red leather fetish-wear.