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That's just the kind of talk that led to rubber bat-nipples in that George Clooney movie.

That's just the kind of talk that led to rubber bat-nipples in that George Clooney movie.

Nah, that would ultimately just lend credence to his fans' collective belief that gay folks are all a bunch of sexual predators. What would be really funny is if his bloated, drugged-up corpse was discovered in a situation befitting neocon hypocrisy. I'm thinking "suffocated in an autoerotic asphyxiation-related…

Nah, that would ultimately just lend credence to his fans' collective belief that gay folks are all a bunch of sexual predators. What would be really funny is if his bloated, drugged-up corpse was discovered in a situation befitting neocon hypocrisy. I'm thinking "suffocated in an autoerotic asphyxiation-related…

It's a bit of a stretch to deem the inside of such an establishment "public," no? What if the proprietors were OK with such shenanigans?

It's a bit of a stretch to deem the inside of such an establishment "public," no? What if the proprietors were OK with such shenanigans?

I hope it was at least one of the later Harry Potter movies. Masturbating under the celluloid gaze of pre-pubescent children never sat right with me.

I hope it was at least one of the later Harry Potter movies. Masturbating under the celluloid gaze of pre-pubescent children never sat right with me.

Presumably because some poor innocent patron MIGHT SEE A PENIS.

Presumably because some poor innocent patron MIGHT SEE A PENIS.

Just a fucking guess, but I think those fucking fuckers get all fucked up and go to those fucking places looking for a fuck.

Just a fucking guess, but I think those fucking fuckers get all fucked up and go to those fucking places looking for a fuck.

More offensive, he's not even a real Canadian. He's just an Australian in Canadian makeup!

More offensive, he's not even a real Canadian. He's just an Australian in Canadian makeup!

Does that make me a John for buying a ticket to see "Blade" back in 1998?

Does that make me a John for buying a ticket to see "Blade" back in 1998?

I wonder if a YouTube video shot on someone's cell phone would fulfill the minimum legal obligations. It would almost be worth Fox retaining the rights if it meant we could see Rupert Murdoch doing parkour in a homemade daredevil costume.

I wonder if a YouTube video shot on someone's cell phone would fulfill the minimum legal obligations. It would almost be worth Fox retaining the rights if it meant we could see Rupert Murdoch doing parkour in a homemade daredevil costume.

Yeah, that was my take (and I'm a fairly scatterbrained person myself). We're not exactly talking about "Memento" here.