Yeah, that was my take (and I'm a fairly scatterbrained person myself). We're not exactly talking about "Memento" here.

And that was just the title.

And that was just the title.

The real challenge is finding a reason NOT to.

The real challenge is finding a reason NOT to.

They actually did follow up on that storyline, but in video game format.

They actually did follow up on that storyline, but in video game format.

I loved the original but I just can't see "Dory forgets everything!" staying funny for another 90 minutes. It's a miracle they were able to keep that gag going long enough to sustain one movie.

I loved the original but I just can't see "Dory forgets everything!" staying funny for another 90 minutes. It's a miracle they were able to keep that gag going long enough to sustain one movie.

I'd like to see a real-life version of Wolverine's cameo from "X-Men: First Class…" only in my version it's Hugh Jackman telling a couple of Fox executives to fuck off.

I'd like to see a real-life version of Wolverine's cameo from "X-Men: First Class…" only in my version it's Hugh Jackman telling a couple of Fox executives to fuck off.

For a guy who is supposed to have an origin story shrouded in mystery they sure have dedicated an awful lot of screen time to that guy. And by "an awful lot" I mean that much of it has been getting downright awful.

For a guy who is supposed to have an origin story shrouded in mystery they sure have dedicated an awful lot of screen time to that guy. And by "an awful lot" I mean that much of it has been getting downright awful.

One of the few family theme park attractions I can think of that ends by taking riders through the depths of hell.

I'm not even sure I want it at all… I'm just surprised Hollywood doesn't. Though I'd like to see what they could do with the Tin Man, Scarecrow and Cowardly Lion in the era of CGI.

I'm not even sure I want it at all… I'm just surprised Hollywood doesn't. Though I'd like to see what they could do with the Tin Man, Scarecrow and Cowardly Lion in the era of CGI.

One ray of hope: most moviegoers wisely avoided "Rise of the Silver Surfer."

One ray of hope: most moviegoers wisely avoided "Rise of the Silver Surfer."

Also, I think that green arm in the last shot was lifted from "Shrek."

Also, I think that green arm in the last shot was lifted from "Shrek."