I think you mean "since 'Batman' broke all those box-office records in 1989," you whippersnapper.

I think you mean "since 'Batman' broke all those box-office records in 1989," you whippersnapper.

Reminds me of when Cruise was cast as a Samurai because they couldn't find any Asian actors.

Reminds me of when Cruise was cast as a Samurai because they couldn't find any Asian actors.

"Check out THIS idea: a superhero movie… without any superheroes! Box office gold, I tell ya! Wait, where is everybody going?"

"Check out THIS idea: a superhero movie… without any superheroes! Box office gold, I tell ya! Wait, where is everybody going?"

It hardly matters now, since it will soon be the only movie you're ALLOWED to see.

It hardly matters now, since it will soon be the only movie you're ALLOWED to see.

Danish trademark lawyers will be quick to point out that the correct term for those little plastic blocks are "Lego® bricks," not "Legos." They will then be promptly ignored by all other human beings on the planet.

Danish trademark lawyers will be quick to point out that the correct term for those little plastic blocks are "Lego® bricks," not "Legos." They will then be promptly ignored by all other human beings on the planet.

Like hornacek says, those weren't really "sequels" in the ordinary Hollywood sense. The books had been written decades before the first movie came out and LOTR was planned as a trilogy from the start. It was basically one long movie split into three parts.

Like hornacek says, those weren't really "sequels" in the ordinary Hollywood sense. The books had been written decades before the first movie came out and LOTR was planned as a trilogy from the start. It was basically one long movie split into three parts.

That kind of movie only works if you have to shoot it on a miniscule budget with terrible actors over the course of a weekend, a-la Ed Wood's "Glen or Glenda".

That kind of movie only works if you have to shoot it on a miniscule budget with terrible actors over the course of a weekend, a-la Ed Wood's "Glen or Glenda".

I think he's still bitter that the adopted chick of those gay penguins at the San Francisco Zoo was named after him.

I think he's still bitter that the adopted chick of those gay penguins at the San Francisco Zoo was named after him.

That "filming sequels back-to-back" thing didn't work out so well for the "Pirates of the Caribbean" or "Matrix" franchises. In fact I can't think of a film series that produced any good sequels that way since "Back to the Future" 2 and 3.

That "filming sequels back-to-back" thing didn't work out so well for the "Pirates of the Caribbean" or "Matrix" franchises. In fact I can't think of a film series that produced any good sequels that way since "Back to the Future" 2 and 3.

Somewhere out there is a severed head with an extra chin.

Somewhere out there is a severed head with an extra chin.