As its the name of my sex-tape, my lawyers disagree.

Good reminder from Newton that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

In another note, that earned Jon Jones a bachelors degree from UNC.

Seems he’s doing okafor a 35 year old.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

What’s this world coming to when you can’t believe a t-shirt anymore? Next, you’ll tell me my buddy at the bar ISN’T a female body inspector.

Sergeeva’s sled finished 12th

I don’t comment online

Sorrey not sorrey

I...knew it? He must be like their Samson. I bet if you shave it off he gets drunk off of three beers and ruins his brats.

He’s Wisconsin Fit, not fat. The mustache? Yeah, That’s a North Woods thing he’s got going on. Or possibly West Allis.

That’s Matt Hamilton... and he is, in fact, from Madison, WI.

I’m so confused by that mustache. I want to say it’s a Wisconsin mustache, but this man is not fat enough to be from Wisconsin. It’s the uncanny valley of Wisconsin man in the Olympics, and I don’t like it one bit.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

lucky for her, it’s all downhill from here.

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

Maybe he gave one to Bridget Moynahan.

That’s crazy. The only piece of sports memorabilia I could imagine paying that much for would be the jersey Mark Sanchez wore during the Butt Fumble.