As its the name of my sex-tape, my lawyers disagree.

Good reminder from Newton that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

My biggest grievance is every action scene in the entire movie was put on back burner to comedy. I love a good joke here and there but damn let me also watch the superheroes actually fight the bad guys and have real stakes. Baby Groot not knowing what button to press is funny for a minute or two but they literally…

In another note, that earned Jon Jones a bachelors degree from UNC.

GotG2 was painful. I hated in the theater and watched it again on a plane and still hated it. Movies on planes have a much lower bar to surpass and it still failed. Heck, I “enjoyed” Pompeii on a plane and not GotG2. POMPEII!

Because he’s a baby being raised by them?

Yeah it was real bad. I think my all time winner for sequelitis is Men In Black II. Did you think Frank the pug was funny in his one scene in the first movie?

I didn’t need to know that. Seriously. I loved having my cake and eating too.

He’s a plant. OP is accurate, no matter what Gunn says.

It’s more like his clone. Like what happens when you take a cutting of a plant and re-root it. It’s got the same genetic structure, right? It’s like reproduction by budding.

Seems he’s doing okafor a 35 year old.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

What’s this world coming to when you can’t believe a t-shirt anymore? Next, you’ll tell me my buddy at the bar ISN’T a female body inspector.

Sergeeva’s sled finished 12th

I don’t comment online

Sorrey not sorrey

I’m so confused by that mustache. I want to say it’s a Wisconsin mustache, but this man is not fat enough to be from Wisconsin. It’s the uncanny valley of Wisconsin man in the Olympics, and I don’t like it one bit.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.