That really is incredible. Just an amazing confluence of poor management by Washington, good timing in the QB market, and good enough play by Cousins to create a perfect storm of compensation.

“$127,896,600 million in 5 seasons.”

Drew like that!? Drew like that!?

Thoughts and prayers heading Magary’s way

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

Let’s not miss the most important part of this story: His Peyton Manning (18) Colts jersey has Marvin Harrison (88) sleeves.

There is truly only one solution. Like a tree, you have to cut him in half and count the rings. This is how they figured out Greg Oden’s age.

“I saw him around the little league field when I played”

Sorry, but it’s not a coincidence that trash programs like Providence and Seton Hall are suddenly regular tournament contenders once Syracuse, Pitt, Notre Dame, UConn, Louisville, Cincy and West Virginia are off of their schedules. Jay Wright is rattling off 25 win seasons left and right after having one or two in all…

“Pitt fans often seemed to be divided between those who viewed Dixon as an underachiever and those who appreciated the program’s consistency”

“.....he was diagnosed with a broken femur, a broken pelvis, internal bleeding, bleeding on the brain, nine fractured ribs, and a broken neck.”

Well, it was the Christian thing to do.

“Soon it was commonplace for entire teams to change cities in search of greater profits. The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don’t allow music. The Raiders moved from Oakland to LA back to…

Can.

It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

On October 28, 2016, Ms. Lawrence posted a photo of herself on Instagram. Buccigross, who did not follow Ms. Lawrence on Instagram, “liked” the photograph, indicating that he was still stalking her online.

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

I’m not your buddy, friend.