*Ahem*

Sorry, it’s definitely Denny Crane.

They teased HORDAC at the end so yah Shatner is Hordac so we get Skeletor vs Hordac aka Captain Kirk vs. Luke Skywalker. 

I mean it just so happened that her death was right before they were all ordered to testify under oath in one of the various lawsuits

You just described what these two depraved morons do on a Saturday night.

Sorry/not sorry.

a “sinking swamp” of “parasites” with “illicit dreams and schemes.”

The Haunting mixed with The Shining.

Made the mistake of looking at the picture again. The whole family still looks like the portrait in a haunted house that’s about to start moving and reaching its clawed hands out for you.

I’m thinking Kimberly should change her name from Guilfoyle to Gargoyle.

I wonder why they pushed her down the stairs? An open window or balcony “fall” would have been messier but harder to trace. I guess ricin and polonium were too obvious.

Don Jr. is a very odd person. Do you think he asks Kimberly Guilfoyle to spank him with a wooden spoon “like mommy did”?!  Big old snort of coke and “SPANK ME MOMMY!”  

You want weird and creepy, wait until Ivanka eulogizes Donald at his funeral….

Never forget:

They think all their awful memories are funny. It speaks to how few good ones they have. They don’t even know the difference. They have no idea how messed up their childhood was. 

I imagine “Succession” is downright utopia compared to the Trump family.

I feel like you’d enjoy this sick burn of Vegeta:

Don’t forget the times where he is so cocky he lets villains get stronger on purpose only to get completely wrecked and get someone else killed in the process.