I think I speak for many when I say my anaconda don’t want bun unless it’s got nun, hun.

Stealing the NunBun is definitely the sort of thing that John Constantine would do. No telling what spells he’s casting off of that.

Plus stuff that makes you think of other stuff.

Noone tell Dan Brown.

Mother Theresa was kind of a piece of shit, though.

Pareidolia is a helluva drug.

Mother Teresa wasn’t really that good of a person and this bun doesn’t look like her anyhow.

...meanwhile, deep in the Vatican archives...

I rest my case. Case closed. Checkmate. Touchdown. The price is right.

Creepy possessed dolls are fine. It's ventriloquist dummies you gotta watch out for. 

When creepy possessed dolls are outlawed, only outlaws will have creepy possessed dolls.

I read somewhere that only like, 1 in 5 creepy possessed dolls actually kills anyone. Yet they’re all tarred with the same brush!

The media loves to report these stories, while ignoring all the good work creepy possessed dolls do in the community.

Fruit cake expires?

Especially with the announcement of a forthcoming Halloween party with enough time for “Golly gee, we’ve had so much unexpected attention for this, we’re going to put our Halloween party on YouTube Live. Even though anybody who tunes in is surely wasting their time because nothing weird is going to happen.” And then…

This is interesting and all and I truly, truly mean that, but it’d be great if Kinja notifications were fixed. I need to know which members of the commentariat routinely like my posts so I can send them a Christmas card later in the year.

Surely a writer with the last name Moriarty would be sensitive to how one’s name appearing in fiction can have an emotional and psychological impact.

Convenient that you missed out the part where she describes her sexuality as fluid as she still likes Men AND Women. Bi Erasure at its finest in the community still! 

Giddy up, oom poppa, omm poppa, mow mow