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My girlfriend likes reading blind item gossip online and always reads me the ones involving anyone in sports in case I can help her figure it out. They’re usually fairly easy (it’s A-Rod. It’s always fucking A-Rod), but as I was looking at the list of layoffs here a minute ago, she happened to read me the newest one:

Update: It DOES smell like dog breath!

She could have possibly gotten away with that.