My girlfriend likes reading blind item gossip online and always reads me the ones involving anyone in sports in case I can help her figure it out. They’re usually fairly easy (it’s A-Rod. It’s always fucking A-Rod), but as I was looking at the list of layoffs here a minute ago, she happened to read me the newest one:…

Watt’s a douche, but sometimes I feel like he’s so earnest that maybe I’M the douche for ragging on him. Basically, since so much of his success apparently comes from actually trying hard, maybe calling him a tryhard is cunty. And, I mean, doesn’t the twitter update on this kinda undermine the whole point of the post?

I live here in Saigon so I won’t be making this any time soon. But I HAVE been wanting someone to tell me how to make pho for a couple years now, and the pho ladies here are crazy secretive, so I’m saving this for when I get back home and have a hankerin, or maybe just making it when I get bbored one day if I ever get…

As an Oilers/drinking fan, I’m all flutterbusted Ken Stabler didn’t make that list. Marinovich goes down with an overdose, Stabler’s your backup to pound two cases of Coors to polish off the 4th quarter, c’mon.