As a vet, the irony and coded meaning in your statement is unshockingly, mind boggling. But feel free, as afforded to you by those defending the country and supporting the Constitution, to “repeat” yourself all day and let me use your words to let you know how others feel when you ignorantly do so... “don’t expect to…

Courage isn’t lack of fear or suicidal ideation, it’s finding the mental strength do something that needs to be done despite the fear or potential consequences. There is a huge chance this guy is gonna die climbing a rock.  He’s not a hero, just a guy who’s not afraid to die doing something pointless.

This would be a hell of a thing to watch in IMAX. 

OK. I will ensure, however, that your NYT obituary makes note of your dedication to helping others keep it all in perspective online.

If I can’t get there on a hike, elevator or helicopter I’ll pass. All props to him for reaching the peak, I’m just glad I don’t require that sort of external validation of accomplishment.

When 127 Hours came out, someone asked me in a crowded elevator if I’d seen it. I said “I want to, but it sounds too long...” and someone behind me audibly groaned. I still well up with pride when I think about it.

I’m sorry, I usually stay out of this, but this is a miserable take.

yea, why can’t he work a meaningless desk job for thirty years and die of a heart attack like the rest of us!

I mean, these are people who are paid to injure other people for a living. This “kerfuffle” is not any worse than when benches clear during a baseball game. This isn’t Ron Artest running into the stands to fight fans.

UFC sells itself as a lifestyle brand. The lifestyle is shithead.

Okay, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I think MMA and its participants are sometimes overly violent, even outside of the contests themselves. Some of the stuff I’ve been hearing about this particular brouhaha has been downright troublesome. I shudder to think about what might happen at the next kerfuffle.

I don’t know much about Tristan Thompson, but I know enough about Draymond Green to know that Thompson was totally right, and I’m 100% on his side, and he absolutely won the fight.

•Hired a campaign manager and later chief strategist who ran a website with a section called “Black Crime.”

Also forgot...

Trump could go on national TV and say ‘I hate black people and I think they are inferior to white people’ and your ass would say ‘he’s not racist. He was just speaking his mind.’ Hell he could straight up say “I’m a racist” and you would still defend him. Also:

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

What’s with it is that ranch dressing is fucking delicious and goes well with everything!

Goodell could take a lesson from this guy:

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Way to miss the entire point, Captain Pedant.