He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Fittingly, Kewan Platt is the only D-III athlete named after the onscreen fight graphics from the Adam West version of Batman.

Its a CBA, a form of employees expressing power through joint action in a capitalist system, not socialism.

good job, good effort, but you’re not going to get the top search result for “Ewing + nuts + national TV”

Ewing continued, “I mean balls, er, nads, sorry, twig berries. What I’m trying to say is he took out both testicles and revealed them to everyone while cupping them with his hands and playing well. No no, he played basketball well, not with the testicle balls well, which he did do, but that’s not what I meant. Hey,…

In another remarkable parallel to Farley and his commentary on the human condition, it appears that Smith will soon be living in a van down by the river.

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

Surely it should count for something that Tatum is a 20-year-old second-year player while Wiggins is 23 and in his fifth pro season, yeah?

don’t leave us hanging like that.... what happened when you got to her house?

I’m sorry, you said this was going to dissuade?

I begrudgingly give you a star, you bastard!

“The problem with getting off to a slow start, is that that means you aren’t winning as many games as you’d like.”

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

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My kids are afraid of insects... Doesn't matter what kind but especially spiders...they're always good to get them to toe the line. Nobody wants to be left home alone with Jack the Spider (they're all named Jack) because they were fucking around and didn't get their shoes on. Sometimes Jack calls them from the other…

There, I fixed it for you on behalf of Dads everywhere.

It’s a deeply weird team. McConnell is more of a 3 refusenik than Fultz! And not just in that clip - he shoots about 1/3 of a 3 per game in 17 mpg this year, and barely tried them at higher rates the last two seasons. Saric and Embiid will shoot, and account for almost 1/3 of the team’s 3PA - although aren’t actually…

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You’re welcome, and please remember, you can do no wrong. You told scumbag Donald Trump to get fucked well before it occurred to me that it needed to be done.