Glad that’s settled. Now I can go back to trying to program the VCR. It’s Matlock Marathon Wednesday.

He hates the photo, so I want to spread it far and wide.

it has to be ornate, he wipes his posse with it.

Phil Jackson sure has some ornate-looking toilet paper.

If he’s too stressed, I hope Fisher doesn’t jerk Goff on national television.

PRIDE was the bomb for sure. I sadly never made it to an event, but always made sure to tune in (even when the time difference sucked). Like you, my main takeaway was definitely the respect the Japanese had for quality martial arts. It was uncanny how you could hear a pin drop in the entire 60k+ arena, yet the…

“Those people can use that word, but I can’t? That’s discrimination.” —every Trump voter.

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

That’s actually what I yell everytime I take a shit in the middle of a Best Buy.

You’re thinking of Kawhi Leonard dummy.

“Do you boycott the police when they have an abuser on staff?”

Starred not out of agreement, but to pull it out of the grays as this definitely deserves discussion. I lean towards believing that character and conduct are important and valid for any employer to consider.

I think I remember you on that show! I was watching in my private helicopter on safari shooting my gold rifle at white rhinos

I heard Alex Trebek wants you to say that to his face.

So you didn’t win?

#Humblebrag

If your daughter is watching you defend a misogynistic shitbag dumpster fire on national tv, you’ve got bigger problems going than her hearing the word “pussy”.

Ana has been brutally effective over the last couple of weeks of just obliterating the Trump surrogates. Speaking of which, I am certain Corey Lewandowki and Scottie Nell Hughes are going to be canned by CNN after election, and they will be basically unhireable.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.