Love love love this. Thanks for taking the time to type this out!

If you are going to put a chicken in your oven, and the chicken came with one of those little pop-up "done" indicators - throw the pop-up away and use a decent thermometer.

Guess you've never rented?

Guess you've never rented?

I guess I'll add that to my list of salad preparation time savers. Along with this gem:

Note to self:

Well. That must be awkward.

My thoughts on the ice bucket challenge are complicated and not worth going into here.

My thoughts on people falling down, bashing themselves over the head, and otherwise harming and embarrassing themselves are much simpler: I am staunchly pro

Honestly, I like this iteration of the Ice Bucket Challenge better than the previous version, in which someone would place a bucket of ice in front of Dwyane Wade and he would try to guard it.

Why does that guy have a fishing rod in his bathtub?

Whoever broke that bowl over Drunk Mario's head is an American hero.

Hold your guitar like you're going to play it, get the pick down on the side that's down. There are no obstructions on the sides, the top and back have braces and such. Maneuver the pick so that it's directly below the soundhole. Flip the guitar quickly onto its back. Your pick will be between the two back braces.…

OMG, SERIOUS

Bed bugs and dust mites are totally different things.

Lastpass never fail to surprise me in their attempt to genuinely help their users security and in an easy a manner as possible.

WTF? How often do you vomit that you would need something like this?

Gonna have to talk to Remodeling Magazine about that, I'm afraid.

Seriously. I took my car to a local car wash and thought midway: "Damn, these things are just as cool now as when I was a kid."

Awesome! Exactly how does she intergrate Pocket and Evernote into her workflow to earn so much so easily?

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.