Divorce, earthquakes, death, being jobless, and going bankrupt.

Yeah, it's pretty safe to say you completely missed the point here. And didn't read what I said about that very fact in the article. It's okay, it's an understandable knee-jerk reaction.

I'll guess we'll have to

awww... what happened to adventurism?

Now I don't know what to think.

With all due respect to Richard Sherman, Stanford really isn't an oxymoron.

Kluwe on line two.

All very good tips, however the headline is incorrect.

Meanwhile Eli Manning lined up his usual assortment of troll dolls and lucky charms for the weekly bingo game he plays in at the VFW

Joe chose 7-11 because, for once, he wanted to be sure that when he got to it, it would still be open.

More people will come if you say punch and pie

That's cute and all but some of us are there because we want to be there. You might be surprised to learn that the vast majority of jobs in the uniformed services are not combat arms positions. Rather, the military is a community unto itself that employs healthcare workers, truck drivers, supply specialists,…

I just don't see the need to go around and broadcast your sexual preference.

Well, this article is much better than the "Get out of debt by earning $80,000/yr, not having to pay rent, getting a big cash settlement for an injury, and not counting your $37,000 of student loan debt as a real debt" article was.

The suspense is killing me!

The exact same way. If you live for another 40 years, then that dollar invested will be worth 10x the amount it is now.

So I need 16 eggs?

Put real clothes on every day, except casual Fridays (jammies are allowed). I work from home.

If they don't respect you enough now to allow you to give a proper two week's notice, how much do you think they will respect you once you are dependent on them for a paycheck?