I don't know, people might start mistaking you for the similarly-named television & movie actor Walton Goggins.

And now I know not to watch it ever.

Wrap it up, racism, these adult fans of the world's cheapest kids' show have your number.

I agree but I think a lot of people's response to no stamina bar nowadays would be, "WTF no run button???"

I see someone already posted a "No Russian" joke on the games tourism article about walking everywhere. My work is done here, I'll be emptying the minibar in your room if you need me.

Here's how I'd rank the Dark Souls series by entry:

I had a good line about us continuing to call it the White House and then you changed the last lines of your comment so I would look like a monster for posting it. Screw you, buddy!

He really is one of the greats of our age and has shown a lot of intelligence in the projects he's chosen, which is half that battle.

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Because you're wasting it crying about shit that in no way should matter to you?

I appreciate the honesty but I had to start skipping over the huge chunks of this piece devoted to the writer worrying over being a cowardly child.

I don't feel that these folks have shot enough heroin out of an industrial glue tube to do what the headline claims.

I don't know what all that shit is except the last sentence but it all sounds even crappier than the video above.

You've certainly skewered the nattering nabobs of culture today! Pat yourself on the back! Harder than usual, I mean.

Don't cut yourself on the edge there Gramps.

We all got to have a laugh down here in Disqus hell, it's no big thing.

I urge Mr. Damon, with as much urgency as I can urge, to be one of the few and proud.. to Just Say No to Superheroes.

No one's gonna read this thing if it's all movies that are actually funny, this isn't Buzzfeed. It's Nerd Buzzfeed.

We've all heard of Broken Lizard, we all saw "Super Troopers", we all know it's the only funny movie they ever made.

Hey, different strokes. When I was in school back in the 1870s, everyone was extremely woke and DTF.