…I want to be Elfstar anymore.

Come on, there's a funnier joke about Jimenez drawing for Chick under there if you scratch harder.

Wow, this scared me, I thought I'd been sucked back into Internet humor circa 1998. This guy should've hit us with some Lewinsky jokes, maybe mentioned that Jack Chick ate his balls.

YOU GUESSED WRONG

I'm mostly delighted by how I can rest assured that most people I encounter in my day-to-day life haven't watched his show even once.

Hell are you talking about? Shitty things to do to—you wanted more of these respective series? And were concerned about the quality of, like Halloween 8 or whatever? I don't follow at all.

Yep. All right.

Okay, psycho.

Oh no, the poor victims. All the dead and dying and maimed. The various prints of "Ghostbusters" drug out into the streets and burned and such by this movie.

I couldn't have known it would turn out this way a few months ago, but I've now grown bored enough with people's unreasonably strong opinions about Leslie Jones that I'm mildly entertained by mentioning that in this comment.

The first one was a pretty good Star Trek movie. New villain, hot cast, fast-paced & smart-mouthed like the best of the movies. The sequel was, well, we didn't really need a third plot with the same villain character to come out of Captain Kirk's adventures. Ever, really.

I realize that everyone had a shit time making "Ghostbusters II", but I don't think I've ever managed to have a shit time watching "Ghostbusters II".

There may be a Zoolander effect this week if things keep going the same way.

Not sure your message is gonna find its way up to the people who make those decisions.

Every time I see this guy on the Internet he's working hard to wreck the crush I once had on him.

We now live in a world where pushing things back to the thickety, overgrown bog of 2000s-era Superman stories constitutes a "revitalization".

Per Snoop, he quit smoking weed quite a while ago in favor of his children, if you buy that. (The quitting part - he does seem to love his kids, and his personal life is mostly sweeter than the sweetest '50s Hollywood-star puff piece could dream up.)

Blame or credit where it's due, depending on how you see it: "the new pin-up," "who does her own experiments, flies through space, and chops her own trees" replicates the old pin-up who was quite at home in a revealing lab coat, a sexy spacesuit or axe-wielding flannel, if a little more likely to have her incompetence…

It's because it's an idiot, exploitative piece of trash.

Second-wave feminism is anti-pornography and anti-prostitution.