To each his own. Personally I like movies that are good, instead of movies like this one, which suck.

If an unsatisfying Stephen King book prevented a good Stephen King adaptation, there wouldn't be any good Stephen King adaptations.

King’s conception of the zombies (or “Phoners,” as they’re amusingly nicknamed) is novel enough: Sprinting with the breakneck speed of the 28 Days Later variety, they move in hive-mind swarms, all on the same “network,” and communicate by emitting an atonal blare of modem noise.

As of right now, searching the comments reveals that that one of the four leads' names is only found in a single direct quote of the article itself. And I'm sure you can guess who it is.

I know the Pope, and the President, and Napoleon and Jesus Christ.

Wait, he hangs dong?

The rare mid-vote.

I'll give you this, it's an accurate headline, because he sure ain't under-defending clean comedy.

The B-minus is the C-plus of grades.

Andras describes her own show, which is about a descendant of Wyatt Earp battling demons alongside her bisexual sister and an immortal Doc Holliday (yes, it’s as awesome as it sounds)

"Nookie" was interesting to me because of its lyrics' sheer lack of self-awareness. Every verse seemed to contradict the chorus, and without a hint of irony.

It's really a lost cause. They have a moral and political proscription against working their brains hard enough to tackle the problem.

You stupid monkey!

*2000s-era Batman holds gun to Fred Durst's forehead*

Katamari Damacy took the startling-daddy-issues crown from this game, but certainly Fantasy Zone held it until that point.

And more scrolling shooters should have shops instead of instant power-ups, in my opinion.

Man on the Moon Girl (and Devil Dinosaur)

Correction: this is the statue they're building in Ultimate New York City.

No one can make Krypto a downer!

Batman v Superman… the movie makes slightly more sense if Mercy Graves is both 1) the shell of an evil New God as in their later Morrison incarnations and 2) the woman in Bruce's bed when he has his giant-bat-thing dream. In that case, it'd be Darkseid goading Earth into weakening itself through his usual means while…