I'm not sure that's the "ultimate" punchline.

My guess is, Whitman's more expensive to hire than Monroe. Think about it: Whitman has been doing big-time productions since she was a child actor in the original "Independence Day" and has a steady comedy career, while this is by far the biggest thing Monroe has ever done.

Robert Redford may be a Democrat, but the top pull quote on Trump's book is Redford praising his ideas and saying we need to hear about them. Neat sorting of media celebrities into these camps often doesn't work because they're pals with each other on account of being rich.

Yeah, like how many followers is he going to lose over this? Four or five, maybe? Zero? It's not courage as much as a quota of Trump hate to fill.

I saw this movie when I was in high school, it's perfect for that time in one's life, and it's a damn shame that most schools would refuse to show it to students.

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Gaze lovingly at a photo of him on a desk, where he's smiling as if to say, "This costs less than I do."

I'll see if I can sneak up to the screen and pinch her arm, in case it's all a bad dream she's having about her career heading south.

Jesus Christ http://lh4.googleuserconten…

I think I'm just getting old. "Remember how Gak stuck to hair? Yeah, everyone remembers that."

While you're not getting paid to comment, so.

As we all know, 9/11 was so powerful that it reached back in time and made Independence Day about itself like every other movie where a big city blows up.

Good to see Girard's comments about the poor control over the character being the series' real reason for its unsustainable progression (especially, and maybe only, because of how well Nintendo did with making Mario feel responsive). I made that comment almost as soon as the story was posted but Girard bothered to…

Yeah, stuff me full of memes advancing the opinion of the banker class in the U.S.! Can't get enough of being fucked over! Fuck learning about things, I want to be told what to think in the time it takes for me to take a leak!

Perfect explanation of the United States' behavior abroad over the last few years (and beyond). Oh, you were talking about the United Kingdom? Yeah, them too, I guess.

That doesn't account for the perceived net loss to the UK economy overall from the EU's debtor nations, which is exactly the issue at the forefront of those voters' minds. Playing gotcha games with which region receives what spending is about as fruitful in the UK as it is in the U.S., given their status as national…

That one terrified me as a kid, too. You could tell the show didn't quite know where it wanted to go yet, especially since the other events originally tied to that episode's villains were later attributed to the Borg.

If they can focus the show on something other than a bunch of Starfleet dorks that should go fine. We're due for that show anyway after Voyager welched on it.

This seems fine to me.

Truth be told, the only 2D side-scroller I've played in recent years was Cave Story. I prefer 3D games like most people do, just not the bad ones.