It's occurred to me too, and I've wondered why they haven't tried it already. They could get Routh in there, at least, easy.

That is way too creative for Zack Snyder and you know it.

If combining the words "zombie" and "space" and "Superman" make you pee yourself, you, too, might like this movie, but I wouldn't bet money on it.

The saddest thing about the comments are the sheer number of people who figure A. A. Dowd must think Marvel movies are the bees' knees. After all, you must have sunny delusions about one or the other… it's the law!

Yeah, I bet critics don't like this movie because of your very specific three-line strawman of a sentence there. I just bet!

The Age of Ultron/The Incredible Hulk comparison is spot-on. Things just kind of happen in Batman v. Superman, and those things reinforce how there are later movies planned for the characters, but there's nothing that happens during the movie that suggests why the movie itself was made.

I didn't see Gods of Egypt, but I have seen all the other lackluster follow-ups to Dark City, and also Batman v. Superman, and I can assure you that Proyas could never make a movie this bad. He could try on purpose and would still fail.

It's worse than you thought, and worse than the reviews.

Is this a competition to see how many completely wrong comparisons people can make to this story? What's the beef?

Again, this is just a disingenuous characterization of a story where Superman demands the government treat economic disaster the same as other disasters, and succeeds at it. Re-read that story.

You could just stick your dick into the mouth of some dude from 4chan, that's what you want I guess.

…you want to teach it Russian?

Look at this dude who wants to fuck a room full of celibate straight dudes from the Internet

The people who made this happen are scum, and the Neo-Nazis aren't great either.

Bzzt. Actually, all of those things would have been considered severely less crazy at the time than an integrated U.S. Army unit. (Think about the traits that all those guys you mentioned had in common.)

Money was invented a long time ago, relatively speaking.

You do realize that just because it played in Japan, that doesn't mean it only played in Japan, right?

In a week of absolutely terrible entertainment news (Shandling's death, the rock-stupid idea of "continuing" FLCL's coming-of-age story to satisfy adult infants, and so on) the few stupid seconds now added to our knowledge of this film still rate as pretty terrible, and certainly the dumbest thing we've seen from this…

No, FLCL is closed to continuation because it's supposed to be about growing up.

Why? They suck, this idea sucks, it fits perfectly.