No.

Poor Arnett. He just cannot find a decent project to save his life.

But… this is profoundly horrible and sad

Good lord what a depressing comment you've made

Because there's nothing more appropriate to a story about painful coming-of-age than to revisit it like stunted children forever.

They really brought down those hoity-toity ultra-snobs of high culture

I also had my own version of X3 before that movie came out, where it hewed more closely to Dark Phoenix Saga, with the Hellfire Club twisting Jean and Sentinels unleashed to take her out

…okay…

He used his super-powers to pretend to be a hurricane that destroyed only abandoned buildings so the federal government would rebuild an impoverished neighborhood. That's a little different…

I guess he could do an exhibition tour or two, but it's surprising how quickly interest dies off for those. "Yeah, I know they have the Black Mercy this year, but they're not letting anyone ride it."

They might not ever have to say who it was, exactly. They do that with Robin sometimes. I guess it comes down to whether or not they see Nightwing in their future.

Products based on things Batman invented & used a couple years ago, I guess. That seems suspicious, but maybe they could direct the suspicions toward reverse engineering rather than their CEO being Batman. It's as likely as any of the other cover stories these guys have.

I predict both of them will make money, though not as much as the shareholders had been told.

Did the writer see the theater trailer? Yikes.

He could easily make a fortune selling diamonds without seriously impacting the price. If anything, Superman diamonds would net a premium as collectors' items.

How would diamonds become worthless once it was known that one guy, who doesn't tend to make diamonds with his hands a lot, can make diamonds with his hands? Couldn't someone live off, like, one per year?

No, he just had his corporate-backed superhero beat up a worker-themed gang called the "Average Joes".

All of these sound like good suggestions to me, except the "plane movie", which gives me nausea and a headache when I'm sober.

With a perfect eidetic memory! I remember in Superman vs. The Amazing Spider-Man he rebuilds one of the supervillains' inventions in a couple seconds.

The alien zoo goes back a ways in the comics.