Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Can you imagine people from any other point in past history hearing about the bullshit we claim in this post-food-scarcity industrial era? People all through history have been eating stuff like bark and seeds from duck shit to stay alive, and we've got SUV driving soccer moms posting shit on facebook between pilates…

I seriously love that it's actually possible Goodell will actually be fired for this.

Notice how there's no Applebee's logo visible while Mike talks his utter nonsense.

In reading that New York Times article, this stuck out to me:

This is the most Raiders thing ever. Increased police presence at a preseason practice. God dammit Raiders.

It's time to fight fire .... with puppies

he looks like he enjoys the attention so I'm betting he condiment to do it.

After looking at the replay, the umpires granted Jeter a ground-rule double.

This is how I know that Lovie Smith is taking this team in the wrong direction. A real Schiano Man would never reflect.

Another pro tip: if you're worried about the contamination level of the water you're ingesting, down a shot of liquor after your session. Always worked wonders for me, even if it was just a placebo effect.

My ideal sports site would spend money to do its own market research.