I had the misfortune of hearing this on the radio last night (first time all year I heard Sterling and Waldman, thank god). This was Waldman; please try to find the audio:

"And Jeter ignored Ichiro! And then he smiled, then he fisted him."

Huh. I didn't realize that his problem with buttons was so literal.

Frequent meat-head Schlareth also pretty emphatically blasted the leniency of the suspension.

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

Indeed, they're both assholes but only one was a trained professional failing at his job.

"large in stature and athletically fit" is my new favorite euphemism for black

I can see my dog going to town on this.

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

They don't use terms like "classy" when describing their fanbase, so no, they won't.

Because Seahawks fans think they are truly a part of the team and legion of boom won the Super Bowl.

Ok, give Cardinals fans this, they have been around for years and years. They have a winning history, and the media called them best fans in baseball. Seahawks fans announce themselves the legion of boom and 12th man. That's more stuck up when you pronounce yourself that crap. Also last year Seahawks fans showed how…

Can anyone please explain to me why the #12 Fan jersey is not the most obnoxious/terrible thing an NFL fan can wear? The Packers "owner" gear might be in the running as well.

$85.5 million guaranteed, in case you were wondering.

Isn't it a little too early in the football season to be talking about how bad the Rams are?

I saw this earlier they just filmed like 50 of these and deleted the ones that didn't come true

Forgiven for the crime of leaving their shitty ass city and shitty ass owner after spending 8 seasons carrying their shitty ass team around on his back without ever even being the team's highest paid player...