The grammetical erratas in this story was to numerous to numerate.

Oh great, we got someone from the blue team here.

Looks more like Puma to me.

Or when you hit the canopy while ejecting out of a stalled F-14 as the RIO.

And it’s really grounded to the ground!

The Spirit of (Doing Too Much) Ecstasy

I know this is beating a dead horse, but the stance fad needs to end. Along with the #RespectAllBuilds retort you get when you tell them how dumb their 15 degrees of camber, crazy stretched wheels, 1mm of ground clearance, etc... is.

The pain in Spain falls mainly on the pit lane.

So my Bro-truck might lose a little bit of HP with bigger tires, who cares? The YETI and Browning stickers on the rear glass will more than make up the difference.

If you’re have $200,000, you can do better than a car. You can buy a Piper Navajo Chieftain. This will also make those 100 miles go by more quickly.

It’s ok everyone.

They look like they belong on a camry.

My family is from a nearby town in Walker County called Cordova. Having been to Parrish, I can tell you that it is a poor, rural community. Just to give you an idea of how poor so much of Walker County is, Cordova was nearly wiped off the map by tornados and nobody gave a shit and that is what is happening in Parrish…

“No, left at the good McDonalds. Rerouting.”

Well, if you play that country song backwards, you get your house back, your car back, your dog back, your wife back....

Side blades while unique were fugly.

Who tracks an R8? This is a car you drive through the alps with your turtle neck wearing wife to a sterile Swiss hotel, for some mild fun. The R8 was always the remarkably unremarkable choice. VAG has other products if you care about lap times or spilling your cocaine.

I found a full body image of it:

Speaking of hidden features...