Thus proving what a mess McLaren truly is. 

They have wings, let them fly away

For Sale: Great Car. Only $15,995!*

Hard to believe it’s Taycan so long for us to get it right.

Hulkenberg needs to prepare for situations like this, like Tenacious D did:

WRONG! Even before the HALO, the cars were designed to prevent that from happening in the event of a rollover. Roll bars! Yet again I am compelled to ask myself: Am I the only person that reads Jalopnik that actuals WATCHES racing?

Nom nom nom.

Or, alternatively: 

When asked about the possibility of selling a similar version of the 370Z, Nissan officials responded by saying “Wait, what the hell is a 370Z?”

She has a photo of herself wearing a leather dress sitting on top of the report.

A General Motors representative provided the following statement:

Nice. I’m even more impressed that you’re successfully wrenching on an Audi in your driveway. Somewhere, a German engineer is frowning and vowing to make things even more difficult in next year’s model.

Not entirely true though, right? Coral Sea and/or Midway could have gone very differently. The Japanese made some pretty mortal errors in both battles. If the casualties of Midway had flipped, where would America have been?

Reminds me a bit of the “no one has complained before” line beloved by weasels.

And always remember, when you get where you’re going, make fists with your toes.

fyi: your response was the whole reason i ever hoped and tried for cotd.

Are you saying that this Malibu needs to be....retired?

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

“Let me get this straight...”