*im drunk rn

I hate that I don’t know if either one of you is kidding.

Relevant: I once saw Mason Plumlee drop spinach dip all over his sweatpants at a bar in Portland.

I will never not be amazed that the Blazers convinced the Nuggets that they needed to sweeten the Nurkic pot with a first-rounder to get Mason Plumlee, who, btw, had 0 points on 0-4 shooting in 16 minutes off the bench tonight.

$1,000/month for six months to $70,000 a year plus bonuses? Power never gives voluntarily; you have to fight for it, every damn time. Solidarity.

The Russians are pretty adept at using well-timed Wikileak releases to affect the direction of events.

(Sorry, too easy to dip into politics)

The best part of capitalism is when shitheads accidentally waste their money in the funniest of ways.

Brand identity is meaningless. Throw away your Breitling. Pour your Coca Cola down the toilet. Make soap in a ramshackle house with a bunch of sweaty dudes.

you know they already handle all of the issues you brought up right?

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

I would have had no problem with the officials calling a slash on that play, but that kind of slash happens a dozen times a game. There was no intent to injure on that play.

True story - I went to Northeastern when Jose Juan (that’s what we called him in the good old days) was there. I got in an elevator at my dorm one day and he steps in beside me. I was a stoner and thought it would be douchey to say anything, and was high as fuck so I just smiled when he came in.

I always root for the bull.

#TeamBullForever

I’m fine with this.

I’m sure he never did anything to deserve this, except for the whole bullfighting thing.

Surely this is some elaborate troll attempt because no one can legitimately believe a statement so ridiculous as this.

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

And less e-sports nonsense

More Curling post, yes, please.