Sweet blahg bro

his first thought waking up and has last thought at night

steal the 3/4 inbound pass when Gibson shoves Nurkic in the back, putting him in easy position to intercept the pass and heave it back the other way 

Yeah sure cause this is a free market country and guys with names like Fawzi Kamel have the same exact opportunities than a white guy named Travis.

Good review. A lot of folks complain that it slows down the game, but you gotta take the time and make the right call.

Two points:

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

Only partially related to this post. Diana, I pretty much only read dick jokes and un-original Deadspin comments at this point, but thanks for being a real journalist in the time we need it more than ever. You’re one of the best out there.

Some so-called referee should’ve called that play back and given the ball to the Patriots. No reason. It’s just that America is patriotic, not falconetic.

The other side?

Im not sure, since I live in an echo chamber, but I think Uber uses cars.

I liked it when Jalopnik was about cars and there weren’t fascists running America. I guess neither of us gets to have it our way.

The GOP and everyone participating in enforcing this bullshit are complicit in crimes against humanity.

Guess what! Utah has a perpetuity statute, trusts may be maintained for 1,000 years. So, perhaps I.C. Wiener will see a Mexico City Jazz, but no one else. http://www.utahestateplanning.org/blog/utah-perpetuities-reform/

Ooh, ooh, ooh…can this comment thread please turn into a fight about the rule against perpetuities?

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Considering that we’re about to get a new president who is going to be committing treason on day 1 of his presidency, and the majority of a Congress that is selling this country down the river, yes, Manning’s sentence was excessive.

Are you referencing the scam artist that said his balljoints were failing, but was PROVEN to have taken pictures of junkyard Tesla parts as his own?

I presume you stopped reading the article at that point, as it goes on to explain specifically why it did not stop. Basically, the human is the boss, and they may override anything with their decisions. This would be useful in a situation where you were, say, faced with a glass store front while an out-of-control…