OK, sorry, no one was wondering that.

Your choice of verbs sucks.

As a white guy, I legitimately didn’t know posse was considered a loaded term. Is this word something that is offensive to minorities? I’m genuinely curious because I had no idea.

Raises hand. And, I’ll pay for it. All of it. Even the goddam overpass.

I think this probably counts as good news for people who want to see more hockey teams in markets where people actually give a shit about hockey

If Dallas didn’t want any action, why were they dressed to play ball?

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.

BAC TO THE FUTURE

Water is already blue, you fucking morons.

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

Jesus Christ tried to steal second.

That’s significantly cheaper than our last/current war.

It’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… Always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo.

Yet they have no problem with Lewandowski.

If she’s so drunk that you can’t wake her up and ask her where her keys are, then I’d say calling an ambulance might be a good first step.

Looks like a photo negative of Randy Bundy.

This complicates how we look at what led to his death, but doesn’t lessen the tragedy of his death, doesn’t devalue the loss felt by his family, friends, Miami and the Cuban-American community.

you didn’t click through to read those articles did you? because one takes a handful of anecdotes that are almost all instances of clerical errors or mistakes involving generic sounding names of some dead people, and calls them “potential” fraud in a city with millions of legit votes cast over the decades.