I think an appropriate punishment would be to force these people to continue to live in rural southern Ohio.

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

It’s a urinal. You don’t sit on a urinal.

“Yo bitch, get out from behind that desk so I can check out that fine ass.”

“The proposal looks fairly good, Mr. Hansen, but why only 8,000 tents for the homeless during the off-season?”

The tell here is that this Portland police department didn’t shoot the tree for being ashy.

ya

It’s the 21st Century. Hate them both.

Thanks for not calling the cops on me the next time I vomit onto your girlfriend’s chest.

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.

One is actual food for offspring, the other is waste material?

I assume they’re trying to spend as much of the campaign money as they can until the well runs dry.

Jrue will truly end up hating her parents for naming her after her dad.

This is extraordinarily frustrating. I’ve been to this facility. I’ve talked to the women and children locked up there and seen their suffering and their heartache and the way they are being treated is a stain on our national character. And for the Obama administration to do this just days after their own advisory…

Oh shit, are we starting another birther conspiracy already?

Money that could be spent on down-ticket races being lit on fire instead? Great idea!

Oh my! A joke about how no one watches the WNBA? You are quite the maverick.

Don’t be daft. His wife would never let him stand that close.

“Now Eric, don’t leave your urine anywhere. Some young lady, possibly even a Latino Hispanic, could come along and splash it on her pussy, get pregnant. That’s why they’re called ‘golddiggers’. Everybody knows this.”

That’s his pee. He’s not allowed to leave any DNA evidence anywhere so he must take his urine with him when he leaves somewhere.