At least he wasn’t driving with his taillight out.

So familiar with this guy from my days scouting all-ivy academic sprinters

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

I kept scrolling down and I still can’t tell.

DO I KEEP FACEPALMING OR DO I OFFER MY RESPECT FOR THE COMMITMENT??! #whatcoloristhedress

He might not get traded.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

Iceland guarantees 24 days of paid leave every year, as do many other successful and normal countries with reasonable and normal economies. We could also do this in America.

Hhhh, knowing that Seattle fans do it just kind of ruins it.

I hate to be a highlight truther, but he clearly rolled his right ankle in the video. So why is the photo of a left ankle?

Right. AP is only constrained by whether the news value outweighs torching a relationship with a source. That Johnny Manziel would fail a pee test isn’t surprising to us, but it sure is newsy, especially coming from his lawyer.

Haven’t you been paying attention today? Britian is out.

Haven’t you been paying attention today? Britian is out.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

Yeah it's almost like if there's any hint of a conflict a SCOTUS Justice should recuse *cough Thomas cough*

#NoBillSimmonsNoBreak

Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakauer is good.

Kramer was released from custody after serving five minutes for fighting, and two more for instigating. His attorney is appealing the game misconduct.

Draymond Green could have kicked Messi in the balls. Probably a more effective strategy.

I’d pay a decent amount of money to watch LeBron tend goal on some Messi free kicks.