“We’re light-years ahead of probably every other team in structure, in planning, in how we’re going to go about things.” - Joe Lacob, as his team tries to sign the same all-star free agents being chased by the rest of the NBA

A spice joke, how oregano.

RJ ESSAY BOOK — Draft 1 — 6/24/2016

I mean, sure, if marriage had a maximum length of 4 years and was based on performing a certain service in return for compensation that was capped based on revenues of all marriages.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

Your Copa América semifinalists:

How can we steal a school we’ve owned for the past 10+ years?

Fuck it. Like cycling, doping and PED use in track & field is so prevalent, I say open the doors to all of it. I want goddamn supermutants running the 100m in 6.82 seconds. I want long jumps measured in zip codes. I want 300-pound marathoners running the race in under an hour.

If you were really Polish you’d know they’re called “pierogi” and now “pierogies.” J’ACCUSE!

Very Croative.

He *does* look a bit like that guy though.

I guess Snapchat will just have to live without your dick pics.

I’m struggling to think of any Argentine left off the roster who is as good as Brek Shea.

Mad cow disease, baby. No Warrior can battle that shit.

Why would the defense want to collect negative information about their client?

A good drinking strategy for him would be one-and-done.

oops!

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.