Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.

ESPN has suspended McHenry indefinitely and will cooperate fully with the NCAA as it investigates these amateurism allegations.

Mmmm.... the classic "Chill bro, just go along with it, it's not a big deal" defense that's historically worked so well during other events of racism.

As a Jew, no, I will not. It's an ugly word but I will not pretend that it doesn't exist.

"I, am an a$$hole."

Like the Stanford Cardinal, just use a plural noun in singular form and call them the Washington Trail of Tears.

When made to endure jokes about hair removal it's only natural for a beard to get quite uncomfortable.

this is some good-ass kinja

He's a heart attack and a tumor away from the new Gordie Howe hat-trick.

Tony Stewart doesn't start fights, he finishes them.

Hey, I'll be the first to admit that this definitely surprised me considering the history of the University. Who would have thought that there was a Student Code at FSU?

That's genuinely pretty fucking awesome.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.

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this made me crack up so hard

because tossing a cup is apparently an offense worthy of a takedown