My grandpa, who is a college ump here in Cali, was watching the game and texted me the following: "That ump in the Mariners game is a cocksucker."

Your kinja name makes me laugh way more than it should, every single time.

that is JUST how crazy the NCAA has gotten! As soon as he said "they have me over to their house and I hang with their kids and their is food out." I immediately thought, as in, very first thing, 'holy shit, I bet that's an impermissible benefits violation".

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

Devastating.

Excellent piece Greg...wow.

It must be terrible for black parents to have to tell their children "Even if you're unarmed, even if you're well-behaved, even if you do everything right, there is still a chance that a white police officer will murder you in the street with your hands up."

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…

You are so wrong.

You have never made gumbo.

He obviously provoked Tony Stewart into hitting him.

its funny how in the early days of our nation our political leaders would invite the Indians to drink alcohol the night before the negotiations. The idians would get so shitcanned that they'd be hung over the next morning and would be easy to take advantage of. It's true Google that shit

The word won't be "banished from history" no more than the word "nigger" would disappear if some black people stopped using it. I like Louie CK too, but he's not a "faggot". He may have been called that by someone looking to insult him but the issue isn't that he wasn't insulted by it, it's that they chose that word…

go back to jezebel

"Where are the respected community leaders who will speak out against this thug life?"

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

"I'm sorry."

FIFA: For when you want to feel better about the NFL.