That's a technical military term, like "flatpeter."

Are they adding "Chinga tu Madre" into the sample?

God damn is considered a much worse phrase to use than anything else by the Jebusites of the Interior.

No, Burl, they're all evil. Just not very numerous.

He's known as The Epicenter in this lab.

This doesn't take the language barrier into account.

"You're goddamn right I am, motherfucker," based on this geographical representation of data. Pennsylvania also seems to be entirely filled with dickheads, a phenomenon I'd already suspected just from observing Steelers and eagles fans. ;-)

Congratulations to you both! I'm thrilled and happy for you and wish you much joy in your shared lives.

No, I was wrong. Plus you are one of my friends and favorite people here on the A. V. Club!

I'm incredibly sorry. I was being brutish, angry and inhumanly cruel. Please forgive me. I'll go delete that post. I've been poorly managing my emotions since the election and have been foolishly and indiscriminately lashing out with rage against individuals I've come to see as monolithic groups bent upon stupidity…

In that rather large time frame you offered and of natural causes, Matt. I want his name to be a farce and a punch line for 100 years. I want his legacy to be mockery and scorn. I was not wishing for his assassination.

Just enough suckers and shitheads in the right places to believe Agent Orange's promises that he could bring back obsolete factory jobs from the 1960s and 1970s where a high school dropout could make $20.00 and hour or more that robots do now. They were stupid, willfully ignorant bastards when they were young and…

"Fuck you! That's who works here! We're all civil service and there isn't shit you can legally do to remove us!" Would have been my less-than-measured response.

I'd settle for his having become profoundly dead.

"Talk or I'm gonna show you my ass!"

Trump is going to be absolutely stunned at the number of Civil Servants who can simply say "No, Mr. President." to him and he cannot fire at all, however apoplectic he get's. Hell, that alone may kill him quickly, Fingers crossed!

Trump has already commissioned a gold-plated teak and mahogany "WINNER'S DESK" with matching throne-like chair to class the Oval Office.

Obama should have had one of those made.

Except that the second arrived as a steaming turd and the first was not terrible.

Good to see you! It's been a while! I was concerned, to be honest with you. :-)