Then you're a fucking fool and you're blocked.

It's more expensive, but of much higher quality than the short-staple cotton grown in the South, plus the British started encouraging Egyptian cotton growth in India and managed to get their cotton textile industry restarted.

Maybe Evil Lincoln shouldn't have heckled Booth so much! He was in Ford's theatre almost every night, because who wouldn't want to get away from Mary Todd's crazy ass for a few hours,
and it was "YOU SUCK, BOOTH!" and "LEARN YOUR LINES, ASSHOLE!" all of the time. That sort of thing can wear on a man.

Not to mention infertile. NO jeans will be Dad Jeans for you skinny jeans wearers EVER! Mwahahaha!

They left out "fuckwit."

So nobody wanted to come see the tedious old fucker, I guess.

Hell, no. They should drive around for hours searching for a place that would sell them some! It builds character, damn it!

No, that means "Man Child," just like "Action Figure" means "Doll."

I think it's a safe bet that there is fuck-all to do in Gardner, KS on a Saturday night.

Only to find the remote if NASCAR or wrasslin' is on.

"I demand a formal, public apology from the literal Dickface who has been insulting me there before I consider him for the position of Secretary of State!"

You're either having a depth-perception problem or an ejaculation problem, but either way you're a mouth-breathing fucking idiot.

What do you mean, "now?" The man is a flagrant, outrageous liar, con artist and bully. Trump doesn't believe in anything accept money and "winning."

Because Canada is jam-packed with people whose Scottish ancestors were sick and tired of eating porridge but didn't mind freezing their balls off as long as there was work?

THREE TIMES!

Hit that Two-Lane Black Top playing Mountain's "Mississippi Queen" for me, Master Sergeant Hulka!

I got you by two years, E: 45 on September 24th. I respect you as a colleague, a historian and a person. I hope you have some pleasant time off with your family and friends.

I think you're a great guy and us History folks have to stick together. I consider you a good friend and you've been here for me as much as I've been here for you.

You lot need to make Fuck Off, Puritan Day a thing. It could be a hell of a lot of fun!

But NOT The Final Justice!
"God is dead! We're closed!"