Say, did you hear Mike Pence had a rough night at the theatre last weekend? ;-)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS! ;-)

I don't want hang out with that asshat.
He's too hateful, loud, orange and fat.
Why the hell did you people vote for THAT?!
I'm not gonna perform for that asshat!

Chill.

Right on time. She's still a horrible person.

The cancer went into remission because it can't stand trying to work with her, either.

And gets fired for being a complete and irredeemable bitch in five… four… three… two… one.

Lindsey Lohan is reading this, shaking her head and saying "That poor bitch…" in her latest made-up accent.

ALIEN ANNOINTED ONE VOTED! RIGGED!

Some, I assume, are good BWHAHAHA! I'm sorry, I can't say that with a straight face! They're all vile shitheads who should die in a fire.

-New York Post.
Just fucking with you!
-Journal of the Modern Language Association.

-Adult Video News.

-Variety.

MOURNFUL TITS!

The company is based in Indiana. I'm from WV, but I grew to love Pronto Pups at my local amusement park. Perfect ratio of crunch to crumb, good all-beef wieners, and THEY DON'T SWEETEN THE CORN BATTER. Sweeten cornbread, corn muffins and corndog batter are anathema to me. Only crypto-Confederates and fascists do that!
F…

Mr. VelJohnson, I love you, and I want to have your babies.

I go for the Maxwell Street Polish over the more usual too-busy Chicago style dog. I grew up on Coneys/chili dogs (mustard, chopped onion, chili sauce) and right on the border of no slaw/slaw (slaw on the side is okay, don't care for it on the dog), with a sideline in Cincinnati (Greek Dinner) Chili. Sabretts with red…

They had to Priam loose from it after that.

Also the orange-flavored slurry the astronauts are forced to drink.

The Baltimore Baseball Bat.