Them bastards had it a'commin', yer Honor! I done told all y'all! I refer you ladies and gents of the jury to the He Needed Killin' Act of 1873!

A survey conducted by our Avocado Splinter Cell revealed a heavily but not exclusively Honkified Demographic.

What's the opposite of a "Super Group?" THIS. This is the textbook example of what a "Super Group" is NOT. We need to develop a new term to even deal with this magnitude of concentrated awfulness.

"At first tremulously, then with ever-increasing ardor I began to embrace my own moist, succulent loveliness."

Would "Cunning enough to find other rich people dumber than him and sucker them into shitty deals" be acceptable?

People, please don't let this simulation of adult, statesman-like behavior distract you from the fact that this man is a theocrat who fetishizes fetuses and believes you can pray and torture the gay out of people. He also put Indian's economy in the shitter, Brownback-style. Just because he appears not to be a…

I look like Mongo, and you watch your ass! ;-)

If it's not legitimate theatre, Broadway has a natural way of shutting it down.

Stupid white trash shitheads believe he's going to magic the
U. S. manufacturing economy back for low-skilled and unskilled workers. When that doesn't happen in six months, they'll start to turn on him, because they're a pack of fickle mush-heads. I believe we all know how well he reacts to criticism from anyone about …

That was Al Jolson. Who was not a President.

Yet another reason Michael Moore is a dope. Cheney was taking evasive action all over the country and was the last one to get back to D. C. Why, it was almost as if he was more important. Hmmm…

Then an NPC stabs your character and says "Wasn't he annoying?" and your former party members agree.

You've got an American Heritage, there. Burn it immediately.

The book is even better.

He was put in a bad spot by one of his Indian allies murdering a French officer they had captured, then they were surrounded by a much larger French and Indian force (led by the brother of the murdered officer, who was understandably upset) and they had to surrender. He was only a Virginia militia officer and had no…

A work of absolute genius that never fails to slay me. It even tops the "Being Lovely" monolog.

Cheney is in league with The Dark Lord Himself. Satan has him on speed dial.

Pence can be destroyed with conventional weapons. I'm sure there are some glory-hole encounter stories about him that just haven't come out yet or he wouldn't be so vehement on the issue. He strikes me as a Wide Stance, Ted Haggard type.

Just a total fucking moron. Anderson Cooper's fitted t-shirt clung more tightly to him in disgust and fear.

I want to watch the bastard drop dead on live national television. I would laugh me balls off about it and never, ever feel on iota of guilt or remorse. He's an appalling piece of shit and the world would be a better place without him in it. Fuck his unspeakable, ghastly family, too.