Trump is a dumb, dumb, dumb bastard who inherited a lot of money.

Too bad he's a Christer Theocrat who fetishizes fetuses and thinks you can pray away the gay. Plus he put Indiana's economy in the shitter Brownback-style.

And dangerously cleverer than Trump, but good at hiding it. Johnson plays the buffoon. Trump is a dangerously stupid, sociopathic, narcissistic actual buffoon.

I call him Dr. Moustache Love.

I got two black eyes that way, once. I also should have scrolled down.

A gentleman goes motor-boating.

HELL, YES, I'M YOUR DADDY!

He was also a genius.

The man was a real estate speculator before he married into Martha's money, property and slaves. Of course he lied like a rug!

Parson Weems sure could!

Well, 1968 and 2000 were fucking loo-loos, too.

"The Burned-Over District" of the Second Great Awakening. The Mormons, the Millerites who became the 7th Day Adventists, the Amana Utopian community, there were a bunch of them. There's a passage in Winter's Bone that tells how a lot of the local families were descended from the followers of a charismatic religious…

"Language, Tiger. Language!"
"I now have no idea what we are talking about."

Jilli Michaels might want to seriously consider getting some of that collagen and dead baby stem cells sucked out of her lips, because DAMN!

WHITE TRASH SHITHEADS ELECT MAN-CHILD FUCKTARD: CERTAIN DISASTER FOR COUNTRY IMMINENT.

Howard, Fine & Howard.

You brought piss to a shit fight, Jarhead. The reason is because you people are easily-fooled shitheads. Your Daddy's steel mill job is never coming back, ever. Donald Trump doesn't give a yellow rubber fuck about you or your family.
I'm incredibly sorry if you're a disabled veteran, because Trump and his goon squad…

I've been married 18 years, but I'm genuinely flattered! :-)

FUCK YES! JOE WOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE BURBON, ONE SCOTCH AND ONE BEER WITH HIM!

Unfortunately, also Bad English. :-(