Dr. Moustache Love has been his personal physician for over twenty years!

Everything with an Eastern European IP address.

Only if we can Wicker Man Zuckerberg's ass over the blaze.

These people are the reason tech support calls start with: "Is your computer plugged in? Is your computer on?"

They're called publicists. Example: "Tom Cruise is straight as an arrow."

Small conspiracies, yes. Vast, world bestriding conspiracies, no.
That many people can't keep their mouths shut.

RIP Richard Hofstadter.

Conspiracy theory is what ignorant people use as a substitute for knowledge.

JEWS, They mean Jews.

"Don't make me get the fireplace poker, you swine!"
-Karl Popper

MLA, you are such a sweetheart. "Minds." Theses peoples' brains are pretty much just a clump of glands. :-)

If there was a shithead contest at the state fair, this guy would take the blue ribbon.

And here's the best part… IT'S EDUCATIONAL!

NOOOPE! I've already had entirely enough of His Satanic Majesty, thank you very much.

Yeah, old Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove thought he had the Smirking Chimp Regime beyond the reach of the "Reality-Based Community," too, and his boy deservedly ended up dipped in shit with a 27% approval rating. Then the Fecund Corprolite was sent into a flaming, bloviating tail-spin on live television by Mittens Romney's…

FUCK YES WE FUCKING DO, YOU DIRTY FUCKER!

"Evicted snail" is funny, if you allow yourself some perspective.

[imminent]

TBI?

Print This Inferior Ass-Wipe And Burn It.